Dear Lazywebs,

[chimakwa]

We've been told by the happy-go-lucky folks in Risk Management that we need to put stickers on the broilers in our communal kitchens; the stickers need to tell Speshul Snowflakes not to store things in the broiler as they might catch on fire and set the place ablaze. Anyone have any ideas about where I could get laser-printable label stock with an adhesive that could stand up to the kind of temps generated on the outside of a standard oven broiler? (I don't even know how hot that would be, honestly.)

Oh, job. You make me think too much.